You got: Sparkly Unicorn You unicorn of otherworldly allure! YOU GOT: SPARKLY UNICORN You’re the classic example of unicorn perfection, and it’s no wonder, because you LITERALLY SPARKLE. Shine on like the lovely, perfect unicorn that you are.
I wish I had thought of this in my classes that I had with a guy named Roman.<<<<I would have a son named Roman and force him to read Percy Jackson. And then read up on Roman history, like "even awesome places like you had horrible people.