At first I was like "Nah," but then I was remembered that Phineas and Ferb are step-brothers and we don't actually know who Phineas's dad is. Look what my life has come to, I'm discussing the scandals of Phineas and Ferb on social media.
There isn't a more accurate statement out there. Just because the hockey Gods blessed some players with good looks doesn't mean that's the reason all girls watch the sport. I like hockey because it's the greatest sport ever!