"A Taurus will bend over backwards to please you, until you tell that first lie" Unfortunately people often find this out the hard way! If you want to stay friends, it's better to tell the truth. This is so true!
"The groundhog said six more weeks of winter, so I ate him. It's funny cuz the groundhog gets dead! Lol had to do this up reverence
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