When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like ... move over Beyonce. Mama's back.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like . move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Totally how I feel when I go to work one day a week!

I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice...

I'm at the age where I need at least three weeks advance notice to do anything spontaneous

1foxyb____

And everyone knows that Mondays suck. "I'm not saying I hate you, what I'm saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life.

My brain wastes the day and saves all the deep stuff for night. Thanks, brain, for thinking nonstop

Haha, maybe that's why I'm so good at getting work done late at night? Made me giggle! Not sure what the potato potato Ching Chong tomato is about but it made me giggle!

My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work, work, work, and the rest of it, I can't really understand.

Get it girl. #dottiecouture #hustle #girlboss

We all know that one chick that thinks she is doing this. Lol news flash dumb ass you still live with your parents.

Unfortunate truth here

Diet Day I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious - Funny Pictures Of The Day

Pinterest
Search