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The Best Funny Quotes For Sarcastic Women Who Are SO DONE

Treat her right...

If a man expects a woman to be an angel in his life, he must first create heaven for her. Angels don't live in hell. -- a lil louder for the riff raff in the back.

41 Hilarious Quotes

41 Hilarious Quotes

Job & Work quote & saying I love how some people like to bitch about girls who wear makeup. Just because y. The quote Description I love how some people

Rather be smart and alone than with someone that makes me unhappy

The smarter the woman is, the more difficult it is to find the right man. So don't worry it you're still single, because the right man is just harder to come by.