"Street Musician: 'What is the difference between a flutist and a flautist?' Famous Musician: 'I don't know.' Street Musician: '50 dolars a week, man.'" --unnamed writer, in New York Stories (paraphrased)
Get your daily intake of H2O and then some with these 1 litre Suck It Up Bottles! Each has a straw nozzle and metal clip so you can carry it on your favourite Typo satchel and with you everywhere! 1L volume. Hand Wash Only. Cold Items Only.