funny

you find it offensive, i find it funny, that is why i am happier than you, funny someecards

oh honey...

hahahhah you're stupid enough to not know your own mother talks shit about you all the time hahah makes me laugh when she's on the phone saying how fatter you're getting and how nobody ever takes you serious cuz you can't even keep a man

No joke!

"We" find it hilarious how your insecurities shine through each and every ecard! Maybe try focusing less on ecards and more on your life, it may not seem as pathetic! GET HELP!

No joke!

"We" find it hilarious how your insecurities shine through each and every ecard! Maybe try focusing less on ecards and more on your life, it may not seem as pathetic! GET HELP!

Bad!! If your house is on the market, this is the opposite of you want. Potential Buyers are coming to see your house, not your things.

Turn Your Digs Into A Show-home: Getting your house ready for the market

My room is not dirty. I just have everything on display. Like a museum. (I live with some people who are imitating a museum. I'm not naming any names in order to protect the guilty.

The last time I saw you, I was hoping it was the last time I saw you.

Too funny and true! The last time I saw you I was hoping it be the last time I saw you. Some people just frustrate you.

hahaha

wtf: Some bitch told me I swear too much, and I was like fuck that. That fucking bitch can go fuck herself.

Who cares of the glass is half empty of half full.............................. How much is left in the bottle?

This one reflects perfectly my philosophy: Develop thinking patterns in between optimism and pessimism. Have a cognitive control. Discover new reserves.

May you have more sex and fewer unexpected pregnancies than the Virgin Mary this holiday season.

Free, Christmas Season Ecard: May you have more sex and fewer unexpected pregnancies than the Virgin Mary this holiday season.

May you have more sex and fewer unexpected pregnancies than the Virgin Mary this holiday season.

Free, Christmas Season Ecard: May you have more sex and fewer unexpected pregnancies than the Virgin Mary this holiday season.

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