Aha My first time skydiving my tandem instructor told me he had a previous 'incident', a joke of course, have to say it still made me laugh although I was about to throw myself from a perfectly good plane for the first time in his trust
There is NOTHING, and I mean NOTHING, I hate more than people on cell phones in public bathrooms. If you work in retail it happens ALL the time bc employees take "bathroom breaks" so they can make phone calls.
Oh crap. here he comes Can't I come in the box? You won't fit. You are too fat. I've been eating salad The box isn't big enough. Nonsense, the box is plenty big. You are crushing me! I told you. CAN"T BREATHE!