Just ordered a pizza and the guy asked for my security card number. I said 666 There was a pause then I heard him whisper. "Guys Satan is trying to order a pizza, what do i do?"
One day i want someone to look at me and say "thats her. She's the one." And not follow it with "who ate all the donuts "
She wears short skirts,I eat pizza. she's cheer captain and I'm still eating pizza.
omg<<<new favorite color
Considering I can barely read cursive now, i definitely wouldn't be able to if I were Russian
I made a pumpkin pie and iced the first 30 digits (I think, I don't remember how many I iced) of Pi on it. Then I brought it to school and my Maths class ate Pi pumpkin pie on Pi Day. Everybody loved me and tried to make me bake more things for them to munch on.
Enough tumblr for today
"Ew you're dating someone who used to be a man, that makes you gay!" Well, the person you're dating used to be a child, so with your logic that makes you a paedophile.