Clockwork Sharpener by Suck UK (A pencil sharpener with the traditional look of a wind-up key for clockwork mechanisms. Nickel plated steel for a deliberate work-shop-tool aesthetic. The oversize handle makes sharpening your favourite pencils a breeze.
"The humorous Kastor beaver-shaped pencil sharpener ravenously ingests pencils and doubles as a paper weight. The chrome-plated sharpener was created by Columbian designer Rodrigo Torres for Italian houseware company Alessi." It's sad I want this