Hungarophilia

Pista Contenta (Uruguayban élő, magyar származású művész) alkotásai, melyek 2016. augusztus 22-ig tekinthetőek meg a montevideoi Anda Que No galériában. Pista Contenta is a Hungarian-born artist residing in Uruguay. The exhibition is open until the 22nd of August 2016 at Gallery Anda Que No, Montevideo.
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SZENT - TÉLI SAPKA Az Ezeréves Magyar Államiság trendi, kötött változata. HOLY - WINTER HAT The Holy Crown, aside from being a holy crown, is also a legal person not only representing, but actually being the Hungarian Government. And now you can be the Hungarian Government too, wearing this simplified, trendy, knit version!

WINTER HAT The Holy Crown, aside from being a holy crown, is also a legal person not only representing, but actually being the Hungarian Government. Design by Písta Contenta

BÁTHORY * EAU DE VIERGE - VÉRFÜRDŐ Nem csak a nyolcéveseké a világ. BLOODBATH It was perhaps Elisabeth’s rich and powerful family background that earned her the rumors of bathing regularly in the blood of her young servant girls in order to gain eternal youth. True or not, the gossip worked very effectively: she was tried, imprisoned, went mad and died.

BÁTHORY * EAU DE VIERGE - VÉRFÜRDŐ Nem csak a nyolcéveseké a világ. BLOODBATH It was perhaps Elisabeth’s rich and powerful family background that earned her the rumors of bathing regularly in the blood of her young servant girls in order to gain eternal youth. True or not, the gossip worked very effectively: she was tried, imprisoned, went mad and died.

SZENT JOBB - METRÓKAPASZKODÓ Hogy legyen mibe kapaszkodni Moszkvától Brüsszelig, és vissza. HANDHOLD Saint Stephen’s right hand was miraculously preserved after his death. It’s currently on display inside the Parliament, pointing the country in the perfect direction. With all the current changes both in Hungary’s national spirit and its infrastructure, we all need a Holy Hand to grab on to.

SZENT JOBB - METRÓKAPASZKODÓ Hogy legyen mibe kapaszkodni Moszkvától Brüsszelig, és vissza. HANDHOLD Saint Stephen’s right hand was miraculously preserved after his death. It’s currently on display inside the Parliament, pointing the country in the perfect direction. With all the current changes both in Hungary’s national spirit and its infrastructure, we all need a Holy Hand to grab on to.

ORSZÁGHÁZ - NARANCSFACSARÓ „When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!” – mondja az angol. „Tolmácsot kérek!” – mondjuk mi.ORANGE SQUEEZER In these tense political times, we should all learn to just lay back and squeeze those lemons life has given us.

ORSZÁGHÁZ - NARANCSFACSARÓ „When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!ORANGE SQUEEZER In these tense political times, we should all learn to just lay back and squeeze those lemons life has given us.

ZÁCH - KÖRÖMRESZELŐ Véres összeesküvés az igénytelen manikűr ellen. NAIL FILE Felicián Zách was a self-respecting feudal lord. After hearing that his daughter was seduced by the Queen’s brother, Zách entered the royal dining room and attempted to kill the royal family, but managed only to cause a few major injuries, notably he amputated four of the Queen’s fingers. He and his whole family were tortured, humiliated and/or killed.

ZÁCH - KÖRÖMRESZELŐ Véres összeesküvés az igénytelen manikűr ellen. NAIL FILE Felicián Zách was a self-respecting feudal lord. After hearing that his daughter was seduced by the Queen’s brother, Zách entered the royal dining room and attempted to kill the royal family, but managed only to cause a few major injuries, notably he amputated four of the Queen’s fingers. He and his whole family were tortured, humiliated and/or killed.

TRIANON - PARTY MIX TÁLKÉSZLET Nem, nem, soha többé nem keverednek össze a rágcsálnivalók! PARTY MIX PLATTER “Trianon” refers to a peace treaty signed in 1920 wherein Hungary was punished for its role in WWI. Among other sanctions, two thirds of the country were annexed to its neighbours. Whether this was geopolitical rape, rightful retribution or something inbetween is an excellent topic of conversation around our commemorative snack platter set.

Csodálatos nem létező tárgyakon elevenedik meg a magyar történelem - 444

DÓZSA - SAKK KÉSZLET Fel, fel, ti rabjai a reakciós játékszabályoknak! CHESS SET György Dózsa led a very popular peasant uprising in 1514. His armies successfully occupied several of the nobility’s estates, often taking cruel revenge on the former masters. The revolutionaries were eventually defeated and Dózsa was roasted on a heated iron throne and partially fed to his comrades. The Dózsa Chess features a regular royalist army on one side and a democratic syndicate of red pawns on the…

DÓZSA - SAKK KÉSZLET Fel, fel, ti rabjai a reakciós játékszabályoknak! CHESS SET György Dózsa led a very popular peasant uprising in 1514. His armies successfully occupied several of the nobility’s estates, often taking cruel revenge on the former masters. The revolutionaries were eventually defeated and Dózsa was roasted on a heated iron throne and partially fed to his comrades. The Dózsa Chess features a regular royalist army on one side and a democratic syndicate of red pawns on the…

HUNYADI - KÉSÉLEZŐ Soha többé tompa kések éjszakája! KNIFE GRINDER In Hungary, the law concerning executions by beheading stated that if the head was not severed from the body by the third blow of the sword, the convict was automatically pardoned. This should have been the case with László Hunyadi, whose dense hairdo resisted three cuts. Unfortunately, the King disliked him enough to grant the executioner a fourth attempt. Now, László’s plastic reincarnation is here to make sure your knives…

19 tárgy, amit minden magyarnak be kell szereznie

EGRI NŐK - ZUHANYFEJ TARTÓ   Engedje át magát Ön is az emancipációs hevületnek egy forró zuhany erejéig! WALL SHOWER BRACKET The women of Eger castle managed to get out of the kitchen for a few hours during the Turks’ siege. Lore tells us they fought fiercely and amongst other deeds, used the kitchen equipment inappropriately to pour boiling water on the incoming migrants. Become a wetback yourself with our exclusive shower head holder!

EGRI NŐK - ZUHANYFEJ TARTÓ Engedje át magát Ön is az emancipációs hevületnek egy forró zuhany erejéig! WALL SHOWER BRACKET The women of Eger castle managed to get out of the kitchen for a few hours during the Turks’ siege. Lore tells us they fought fiercely and amongst other deeds, used the kitchen equipment inappropriately to pour boiling water on the incoming migrants. Become a wetback yourself with our exclusive shower head holder!

GELLÉRT - KOKTÉL SHAKER A koktélpartin se feledkezzünk meg róla, hogy hogy is jár az, aki belepofázik a magyarok belpolitikájába! COCKTAIL SHAKER Saint Gellért was an Italian missionary so respected by King Saint Stephen that he was made into a bishop. Unfortunately he crossed paths with some nationalist rebels, who were fed up with all the foreign influence. He was shut into a barrel and rolled to his death from a hill in Budapest, which today bears his name and skid marks.

GELLÉRT - KOKTÉL SHAKER A koktélpartin se feledkezzünk meg róla, hogy hogy is jár az, aki belepofázik a magyarok belpolitikájába! COCKTAIL SHAKER Saint Gellért was an Italian missionary so respected by King Saint Stephen that he was made into a bishop. Unfortunately he crossed paths with some nationalist rebels, who were fed up with all the foreign influence. He was shut into a barrel and rolled to his death from a hill in Budapest, which today bears his name and skid marks.

A.T.I. - KÖRZŐ Jó és rossz barátok egyaránt tökéletes kört alkothatnak sci-fi-be illő találmányunkkal SPACE COMPASS This design tool is dedicated to one of our favorite Hungarian artists and national symbols. A.T.I. is a great artist and statesman who moves elegantly in the most prestigious circles, be it weddings, funerals, pro-government rallies or alien abductions.

A.T.I. - KÖRZŐ Jó és rossz barátok egyaránt tökéletes kört alkothatnak sci-fi-be illő találmányunkkal SPACE COMPASS This design tool is dedicated to one of our favorite Hungarian artists and national symbols. A.T.I. is a great artist and statesman who moves elegantly in the most prestigious circles, be it weddings, funerals, pro-government rallies or alien abductions.

TOLDI GPS - NAVIGÁCIÓS ESZKÖZ „Az ember végül homokos, szomorú, vizes síkra ér” – de nem TOLDI™ navigációs készülékkel! DASHBOARD NAVIGATOR Under the reign of Louis I, the palatine of Hungary once lost his way in the countryside and asked a sturdy young agricultural worker for directions using a now-proverbial phrase: “Which way to Buda, peasant?” The ‘peasant’, Miklós Toldi, was duly offended and replied by picking up a gigantic wooden beam and pointing it in the desired direction. This…

TOLDI GPS - NAVIGÁCIÓS ESZKÖZ „Az ember végül homokos, szomorú, vizes síkra ér” – de nem TOLDI™ navigációs készülékkel! DASHBOARD NAVIGATOR Under the reign of Louis I, the palatine of Hungary once lost his way in the countryside and asked a sturdy young agricultural worker for directions using a now-proverbial phrase: “Which way to Buda, peasant?” The ‘peasant’, Miklós Toldi, was duly offended and replied by picking up a gigantic wooden beam and pointing it in the desired direction. This…

KOPPÁNY - SÜTŐFORMA 4*25% Hungary BAKING RING Lord Koppány was about to be king when his nephew, Stephen, who had just turned christian, stepped up and claimed a divine right to the throne. Not a fan of the whole new-age mambo-jumbo, Koppány declared war – but was defeated, drawn and quartered with christianly elegance.

KOPPÁNY - SÜTŐFORMA 4*25% Hungary BAKING RING Lord Koppány was about to be king when his nephew, Stephen, who had just turned christian, stepped up and claimed a divine right to the throne. Not a fan of the whole new-age mambo-jumbo, Koppány declared war – but was defeated, drawn and quartered with christianly elegance.

BÚVÁR KUND - MERÜLŐFORRALÓ „Forr a világ bús tengere, ó magyar!” IMMERSION HEATER  In 1051, the Holy Roman emperor’s fleet attacked Hungary, laying siege to the riverside town of Pozsony (now Bratislava). According to legend, Kund – a simple soldier, but great diver – swam under the Roman fleet and sunk it single-handedly, using a manual drill. Now he is ready to heat up the situation again, inside your tea mug!

BÚVÁR KUND - MERÜLŐFORRALÓ „Forr a világ bús tengere, ó magyar!” IMMERSION HEATER In 1051, the Holy Roman emperor’s fleet attacked Hungary, laying siege to the riverside town of Pozsony (now Bratislava). According to legend, Kund – a simple soldier, but great diver – swam under the Roman fleet and sunk it single-handedly, using a manual drill. Now he is ready to heat up the situation again, inside your tea mug!

LAJOS 2.0 * 1526 HORSE POWER - POGO STICK A kilógó lóláb erejével POGO STICK As he was fleeing the extreme overpower of the Turkish army at Mohács, King Lajos’ horse stumbled while crossing the Csele stream. If only he had our present-day jumping technology, he wouldn’t have fallen in the water and drowned.

LAJOS 2.0 * 1526 HORSE POWER - POGO STICK A kilógó lóláb erejével POGO STICK As he was fleeing the extreme overpower of the Turkish army at Mohács, King Lajos’ horse stumbled while crossing the Csele stream. If only he had our present-day jumping technology, he wouldn’t have fallen in the water and drowned.

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