I don't understand why the American wants to call it "soccer" and their American football "football" when the players hold the ball in "hands" most of the time. This black and white ball is called "FOOTBALL"!
House: Are you using your inhaler? Patient: All the time. House: You sure you're using it right? Patient: Do I look like an idiot? House: No.Why don't you show me how your inhaler works? Hahah, House MD tv show quotes