Good jokes for adults

This blog post is all about dark-humor jokes. Let's start this post with a huge disclaimer. These are JOKES. It is not our intention to offend anyone. Please take these jokes lightly as they are

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.“I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the .. #funny, #joke, #humor

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender

These funny corny jokes will make you laugh even on the hardest days.

A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away.The girl is so attractive that he just can't take his e.. #funny, #joke, #humor

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake.He didn't bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone.So he undressed and got i.. #funny, #joke, #humor

The lizard looks up and says “Hey, what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint. After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the...

A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James! How ya doin’?” His wife is...

A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says,“I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and.. #funny, #joke, #humor

An old man is having breakfast at a diner when three bikers walked in. The first biker puts out

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding…Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. #funny, #joke, #humor

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Well, 8... But 8 good ones.

These clean jokes are so polished, you could eat off them!

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If you're ready for a good laugh, but short on time, these jokes will do the trick. We've included quick jokes for adults and funny ones for kids.