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Funny Joke: A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.   One of the bags was ripped and every once in a

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag." ...

Funny Joke: A smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkey, and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw.   When he reaches the bridge

A smuggler crosses the border each morning on a donkey, and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in...

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit | Jokes Of The Day

Late one night a man is driving down the road, speeding quite a bit. A cop notices how fast he is going and pulls him over... -funny joke

The hillbilly shocks the woman when he does this to her – Jokes Of The Day

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies...

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me.   Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."   He gave Noah...

In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah...

Funny Joke: A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said.   A little girl raised

A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she said. A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious some children's stories could become, asked the little girl to...

Funny Joke - The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers

A beautiful woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. The woman seductively signalled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked...

A woman is tested at the Gates of Heaven - then her husband arrives | Jokes Of The Day

A woman died and went to heaven... She got to the pearly gates to find an angel waiting. "What do I have to do to get in?," she asked. "You just have to spell a word," the angel replied. "That doesn't sound bad, what word do I have to spell?" "Love." Relieved, the woman quickly fired...