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NURSE PROMISES NOT TO LAUGH AT THIS MAN’S PROBLEM. SHE FAILED. THIS IS HILARIOUS. -

A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

One evening, a family takes their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems O.K. but after a while she slowly...

Nursing schools can be a little nerve-racking, so we've heard. That's why we created this list of funny nursing school memes.

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(Did I just say that out loud?) Nurses all over the world know that uttering the Q word and referencing a FULL MOON during a shift can be followed by general panic and mayhem. If your shift is running smoothly, its probably better to just shove a Snickers bar in your mouth and keep it to yourself...

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