A little old lady gets onto a crowded bus and stops in front of a young woman sitting down. Holding her hand to her chest, she says, “If you knew what I have, you’d give me your seat.” The young woman, feeling concerned, stands up and offers her seat. After sitting down, the old lady watches as the young woman pulls out a fan and starts fanning herself in the heat. The lady then says, “If you knew what I have, you’d give me that fan too.”
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