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A man walks in to a bar with a box under his arm and says to the barman... | Jokes Of The Day Pranks To Pull, Bar Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, Funny Long Jokes, Wife Jokes, Long Jokes, Jokes And Riddles, Joke Of The Day, Funny Jokes For Adults

... “If I can show something you have never seen before will you give me a free drink?” Now the barman has seen mostly everything in his time and says, “Sure, impress me and hell, I’ll give you a free tab for the eve!” So the man puts down the box and opens it and then he pulls a small...

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A guy is walking down the street and he sees his friend with a black eye.   He asks him what happened.   His friends says, Joke Of The Day Your Boyfriend, Church Jokes, Jenaka Kelakar, Church Memes, Funny Marriage, Funny Poems, Marriage Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, English Jokes

He asks him what happened. His friends says, “Well I was in church and...” The man interrupts “Church! How do you get hurt in church?” The friend continues, “Well, I was sitting behind this woman Angelina, and after a while, what with all the standing, sitting and kneeling, I noticed she...

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After thirty years of marriage a husband and wife go for counselling.   When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.   On and on she goes: neglect, lack of... Funny Jok, Funny Marriage Jokes, Husband Wife Humor, Husband Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Clean Funny Jokes, English Jokes, Wife Humor, Wife Jokes

When asked what the problem is, the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married. On and on she goes: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable— an entire laundry list of unmet needs she has endured...

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A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink.   As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.   She turned to the biker and asked, "Are you a real biker?"   He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was... Biker Quotes Funny, Biker Chick Quotes, Biker Sayings, Biker Bar, Bar Jokes, Funny Marriage Jokes, Funny Relationship Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Women Jokes

As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My momma was pregnant with me when she rode on the back of my Daddy’s Harley, then as a little boy I rode on...

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Funny Joke: I just don��’t wanna go to school! School Quotes Funny In English, Very Funny Jokes In English Short, Jokes English Funny, School Jokes In English, Pomes Funny, Best Memes Ever In English Funny, Funny Jokes That Will Make Anyone Laugh, Funny Funny Jokes, Good Jokes To Tell Funny

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t wanna go to school. Mom: Give me three good reasons why you should stay home, and I will give you three reasons why you need to go to school. Son:...

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