Wife jokes

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed. We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?” Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet...

Out on the golf course with his wife, the husband says,“Twenty years ago I had

A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving," he says, "I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again,

A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home […]

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