We 'ave a goose who's real friendly 'round us, where I stay at times. One day I saw a lil boy carryin' the goose, legs a danglin' up the hill, so I stopped n asked 'im what he was doin'. He said he was bringin' it home to love. I 'xplained the goose had a family that 'd miss 'im, but he could visit the goose whenever he wanted ... n they lived Happily Ever After! :)
