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I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008. What I Like About You, Funny Quotes, Funny Memes, Funny Comebacks, Beer Quotes, Humor Quotes, True Quotes, Grown Woman, I Love To Laugh

What I Like About You

Funny Comebacks

I Love To Laugh

I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2008.

The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating. Funny Inspirational Quotes, Housewife Quotes, Geek Lifestyle, Funny Confessions, Tv Funny, All The Things Meme, Work Memes

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Housewife Quotes

Funny Confessions

All The Things Meme

The only multitasking I'm good at is watching TV while eating.

#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store. Done Quotes, Great Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Funny Pictures, Funny Jokes, Hilarious, Laughter The Best Medicine, Sometimes I Wonder

Funny Picture Quotes

Laughter The Best Medicine

Sometimes I Wonder

#Confession: My superpower is picking the slowest moving line at the grocery store.

Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation. Zuko, Someecards, Love You, I Hate Everyone, Dental Humor, Dental Hygiene, Cycling Quotes

I Hate Everyone

Nothing more attractive than a man who can actually hold a conversation.

You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem! Quotes To Live By, Inspirational Quotes, Karma Quotes, Bff Quotes, Badass Quotes

Quotes To Live By

Inspirational Quotes

You know, you can only play the victim just so many times before people start to figure out that maybe you're the problem!

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place. Me Quotes, Momma Quotes, Hilarious Sayings, That's Hilarious, Mother Quotes, It's A Good Life

Hilarious Sayings

That's Hilarious

It's A Good Life

“Mommy, watch this!!!” is the toddler equivalent of “Hold my beer.” It usually means something stupid and dangerous is about to take place.

Parenting+boys+is+not+for+sissys! Inspektor Gadget, Whatcha Say, Thats The Way, I Don't Give A, What’s Going On, E Cards, So High, I Smile

Inspektor Gadget

What’s Going On

Parenting+boys+is+not+for+sissys!

lol...I have six days off!! :) Pathetic Quotes, Beach Quotes, Work Quotes, Pokerface

Pathetic Quotes

lol...I have six days off!! :)

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes! Crazy Quotes, Qoutes, Witch Quotes, Funny Ads

Gosh this made me laugh, spesh since Spring JUST sprung and the girls haven't let a moment pass before they squeeze into their "shorts". Yikes!

I love this! Funny Diet Jokes, Diet Humor, Funny Videos, Diet Meme, Healthy Dog Treats, Healthy Dogs, Healthy Foods To Eat, Healthy Eating

Funny Diet Jokes

Healthy Dog Treats

Healthy Foods To Eat

And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.

And must be changed every 30 days. Oh, you entered it wrong twice? Go through these 50 steps and hand over your firstborn to reset.

It will affect your child forever Funny Pics, Funny Stuff, Deadbeat Dad, Intj Personality, I Forgive You, And So It Begins, Lust

Intj Personality

And So It Begins

It will affect your child forever

Heather Doran-Veevers

Heather Doran-Veevers

Damned straight 80's kids! LoL Belly Laughs, Amusing, I Laughed

Damned straight 80's kids! LoL

Bean Styled

Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport... Alexander Skarsgard, Cristian Grey, Lol, The Twilight Saga, Fifty Shades Of Grey, Arbonne

Alexander Skarsgard

The Twilight Saga

Fifty Shades Of Grey

Not only am I out of your league You're not even playing the same sport...

Hear hear! Le Divorce, Divorce Party, Divorce Humor, Breakup Humor, Divorce Sayings, Divorce Help

Divorce Sayings

Whoopass out the can Girly Quotes, Random Quotes, Awesome Quotes

Whoopass out the can

Theresa Murdock

Theresa Murdock

True. Bitch Quotes, Queen Quotes

As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults... Make Me Smile, Hilarious Memes, Funny Humor, It's Funny, Hysterical, Messages

Hilarious Memes

As parents, our children are ALWAYS our children, even when they are full grown adults...

So true Someecards Funny, Sarcastic Ecards, Couple Quotes, Sarcastic Quotes

Someecards Funny

Sarcastic Ecards

Sarcastic Quotes

Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too. Best Ecards, Love Ecards, Jokes, Truth Hurts, Period Dramas

Funny Workplace Ecard: I hate when cashiers ask Is that everything Im like Umm nope Id like all this invisible crap too.

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else. Motivational Monday, Hard Quotes, Witty Quotes

Motivational Monday

I'm sorry. I was under the impression that when you have kids, you should look after them yourself, not pawn them off to everyone else.

Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com Happy Birthday Mom Quotes, Funny Happy Birthday Wishes, Funny Birthday, Birthday Sayings, 90th Birthday, Husband Birthday, Birthday Greetings, New Quotes, Happy Quotes

Happy Birthday Mom Quotes

Funny Happy Birthday Wishes

Birthday Sayings

Husband Birthday

Birthday Greetings

Just because you popped a baby out of your vagina doesn't mean you can call yourself a mother. Actually caring for said child is required Ecard | someecards.com

Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead. Attitude Quotes, Crazy Ex Wife, Baby Momma Drama, Bitter Ex, Deadbeat Moms, Psycho Ex

Attitude Quotes

Baby Momma Drama

Being the bitter, jealous, controlling, crazy ex-wife is out, sweetie. Try being a loving mother to your children instead.

haha North Carolina Tar Heels, Carolina Blue, Carolina Pride, Carolina Girls, Unc Tarheels Basketball, Unc Chapel Hill, University Of North Carolina, Way Of Life, Favorite Team

North Carolina Tar Heels

Unc Tarheels Basketball

Unc Chapel Hill

University Of North Carolina

Memes Estúpidos, Memes Super Graciosos, Linkin Park Soldier, Funny Quotes For Teens, Funny Thoughts

Memes Estúpidos

Memes Super Graciosos

Linkin Park Soldier

Funny Quotes For Teens