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My dream job would be driving the karma bus.

My dream job would be driving the karma bus --- hell yeah!

My boyfriend haha(:

Natural Born FireFighter Sticker Available in large range of colours.

I mean really... it's the only logical way!

Quit letting idiots live to breeding age. Let social Darwinism play itself out.

Funny Encouragement Ecard: You're riding a horse full speed. there's a giraffe beside you. and you're being chased by a lion . get your drunk ass off the carousel.

I don't like morning people... or mornings.... or people.

Free and Funny Workplace Ecard: I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here.