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That about sums it up.

I did learn. The older you get the faster you learn the lesson. It starts getting old.

Dear life, please stop.

Dear life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair. So please stop teaching me that lesson.

Red says that to Daniel before they run from Camp Leak

My idea of "help from above" is a sniper on the roof. This is very proudly a Cannibal Rose original quote.


I try to be a nice person but my mouth doesn't cooperate

Even the shoulder-sitting devil gets shocked

34 Times When Shit Got Too Real - Funny Gallery

Fucking backasswards jerks n jerkettes

I'm sorry: What language are you speaking? It sounds like bs.

Ah-ha moments

Most people have "Ah-ha" moments. I just have "oh for fucks sake, seriously!

lol, yup.. I would drink that class of water if you ever were on fire, horrible people

Gorgeous Rainbow Hair

"I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it." <--- Haha, I hate saying this but sometimes I feel this way towards some people!

Choo chooo

some people ride the crazy train i drive that motherfucker

there is no angry way to say bubbles

There is no angry way to say "bubbles"

There is no angry way to say “bubbles.” except when your rabbit Bubbles bites you. Then you can say Bubbles in a very angry way.