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I hate when people get mad at you for saying something, when everyone was thinking it.

Haha this is so me! I cant even tell you how many times my mouth has gotten me into trouble bc I definately do not have a filter! And those of you who know me well, know this is a fact.

Lol yep this is me. I would rather hang out with my dogs most of the time. Only a select couple of people I enjoy hanging out with.

Just one of those days....

E-card: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised and affecting my life

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"I need a new perspective on life . or maybe just a nap. Yeah, probably just a nap." A nap can cure any number of ills.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

You n me...

Free, Friendship Ecard: If you were a dinosaur you'd be a bitch-a-whoreus.

Ecards | Ability to hear misspellings

I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me - Quote - Amen - Pet Peeve -

Exactly. #intjfemale I don't fake liking people. I can be a grown ass adult tho and be nice when I need to be

I'm not shy. I' m not shy. I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to. yup I'm not shy I' m just very good at figuring out who' s worth talking to Most of you aren 't (lloll" yup

I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

Free, Confession Ecard: I'm too old to drop it like its hot. I'm just gonna sit down like its warm.

I read this in my head in hillbilly voice.

Funny Confession Ecard: If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't run a piss-ant's go-cart two laps around a Cheerio.

Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Let me check my givashitometer. Nope, nothing.

Seriously, you choose booze and women over your daughters and wonder why they do not want a relationship with you? Nice job 'dad'.

Mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them. This made me laugh! So true!

yesss, the absence of your crazy texts in which you continually get no response, but still decide it is good idea to send another one, that would also be great

Funny Confession Ecard: Nothing brightens up a room like your absence. Now that would be a sad card to receive.

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Knight in Shinning Armour..... Or not!

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil. --- Can I get an amen?

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