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Free, Family Ecard: My kids call it "yelling" when I raise my voice. I call it motivational speaking for the selective listener.

Thoughts on the ride home from an event. Or lying awake as you're trying to fall asleep at night. But the thought just consumes you, and you wish to consume your thoughts.

24 Signs You’re A Total Foodie

HANGRY: a state of anger caused by lack of food; hunger causing a negative change in emotional state. Translation: Feed me or I'LL CUT YOU! It is the truth! But you won't go hangry with our portions

'...and when you get older and have your own children and THEY make YOU go batshit effing crazy, I will laugh and laugh and...'

Ahhh, that mother's curse, my mom used it on me and it is working, and I will use it on my own offspring as payback in a like manner lol.

God made Mothers special. They have super powers, super strength and no matter what they go through God is right there with them.   If you are blessed to be a Mother, then you can do this :)

Parents: is your 2 month old having trouble sleeping? Watch this NEW video for some from me & via The Happiest Baby On The Block - Official Page.

My told me she raised us to be strong and independent, but did such a good job that it ended up backfiring on her! Lol!

Free and Funny Family Ecard: I want my children to be independent, head-strong people. Just not while I am raising them!

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Kids' toys should come with better warning labels like, "Loud as Hell",and "No Off Switch", & Requires 217 batteries.

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