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Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

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8 Office Supplies that Double Up as Emergency Fashion Fixes

Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!

When you see this funny sign hanging on a wall, you know times are tough! When budgets are cut and expenses go up, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. That's why the fabled light at the end of the

Public Notice Funny Quote Sign in Black and Grey

When you see this funny sign hanging on a wall, you know times are tough! When budgets are cut and expenses go up, sometimes you have to make sacrifices. That's why the fabled light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off, folks.

I'd like to say that's the last time I preach to the choir, but those who know me know better!

Derek, I love that when I’m with you, I don’t have to pretend I’m a nice person. That shit’s exhausting.

That's what I'm thinking most of the time I say it.  lol

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I'm sorry, and by sorry I mean get over it.

Doctor Time

Wibbly-wobbly Timey-wimey Poster

Doctor Who Time Signature, from the webcomic Odd Quartet. (I know people who have written music in this time signature. I gnash my teeth at them!

I just can't put it back on-- sorry!

Its true Clear jars are a collectors best friend. So true! In Memory of My Best Friend Breast Cancer Heart Tee true

Funny Breakup Ecard: I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

This might be my favorite insult ever. I'm left handed though so maybe if it said right handed but I can't draw with either of my hands so I guess it doesn't matter.

Teehee

Omg Katie I don't know why but I thought you'd get a chuckle out of this one. Put the straw in the shutthefuckupcakes and suck it the fuck up! Pardon my language but it was really funny!