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Stop saying I'm hard to shop for. Surely you know where a liquor store is.almost my birthday !

for all those bullies.

Better yet get a team of dogs and let them pull you in a wagon.After all, You PULL a wagon.pushing a wagon.well that is just unnecessary work for anyone.

CUDDLING It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection...

CUDDLING It's all sweet and innocent until someone gets an erection. OMg lol thought this would make ya laugh lauzeeee xxx

250 Funniest Nursing Quotes and eCards | NurseBuff

I love how coffee tricks me into thinking I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes. Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 90 Pics

For my 20 year old son.  Being married is awesome so find a nice girl and stay at the party. You don't have to sacrifice the fun you are having.

Funny Wedding Ecard: Getting married before the age of 25 sounds a lot like leaving a party before 10 PM to me. well-i-thought-it-was-funny

Today's hairstyle is called "And I didn't brush my teeth either." #Fatigue #ChronicFatigue #Pain #Sore #Stiff #Hurt #Exhausted #Tired #DisabilityNinjas #Disability #ChronicIllness #ChronicPain #InvisibleIllness

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Funny Work Quotes : QUOTATION – Image : Quotes Of the day – Description Thanks for saving me the trouble Sharing is Caring – Don’t forget to share this quote !

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i don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now. Funny Ecards - 20 Pics wren wren Sullivan us with the children.

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Trying to remember that being skinny is not only thing in world, just want to be healthy since I am already awesome!

Always apologize beforehand just in case.

sorry i got so drunk and ended up being really mouthy and offensive at your party next week.

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Alcohol the best night time speech slurring headache creating dehydration having drink spilling charm killing so you think you can dance medicine

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

Funny Halloween Ecard: Oh dear! I see you have too much candy. I'm going to take most of yours and give to the kids too lazy to trick or treat themselves.

Not pole dancing, but regular dancing. This totally happened last weekend lol.

Ahh yeah, one of the reasons I don't drink often. Funny Weekend Ecard: Those five seconds where you go from tipsy to pole dance wasted.

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Alcohol Goes In, Happiness Comes Out.

Free and Funny Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday! You're one fourth of the way to way to go!

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