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OMG... somedays this is exactly how I feel about people.  Not nice to say, but....... ;-)

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

I get home from work late, after not being hungry all day, and suddenly it's like "MUST EAT ALL THE THINGS!"

I woke up to drink some water in the middle of the night and I accidently ate a whole pizza and a cheesecake

All my patience is gone.

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And That’s Not My Problem

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

you were dragged through the entire dumbass forest

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It's annoying

but seriously people. no one cares if youre working out or at the gym. stop posting it haha

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Then Again, Neither Does Milk

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk! Hahaha, I think milk causes more problems lol

Let's all be ourselves and relax in that.

:-) i don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but i do admire your total commitment to it. - Let's celebrate al kinds of crazy!

Hate em hard core some days lol

I don't HATE people, I just.nevermind, yeah I do, I fucking hate people