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Oh sisters:)

If you mess with the little sister, there is always a bigger crazier. I'm that bigger crazier sister

If you're funny, you're automatically 79% more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Free, Confession Ecard: If you're funny, you're automatically more attractive. Beauty fades but sarcasm is forever.

Rubbermaid works well for this, too.

Funny Confession Ecard: Tupperware is so handy for those times when you feel like throwing out your food another day. this is our family in an ecard.

Free, Workplace Ecard: For those of you that want to make a deposit into your Checkins account, those do not exist, there is a Checking account and a Savings account.

If I have more than 3 days off work, I forget how to do my job. But if a song comes on the radio that I haven't heard since I still know every. If it's more than a week, I forget passwords, co-workers names, etc.

"Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when and where do ya wanna meet up? LEAVE YOUR BROTHER ALONE-- oh i love that place--IF YOU TOUCH HER ONE MORE TIME!!!" Oh...so...true.

I can only imagine what my phone calls sound like to the other person. "Yeah I'd love to go shopping--DON'T LICK THAT-- when do ya wanna meet up?

funny taxes

Tech: Your password is the small letter 'a' as in apple, a capital letter 'V' as in Victor, and the numbers Customer: Is the.

Do you ever just wanna grab someone by the shoulders, look them deep in the eyes and whisper 'No one gives a f**k'.

I tell that fucking bitch all the time. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you.

There are eight ways of contacting me through my phone that don't involve me having to talk to you. Use one of those.

I die a little each time my phone rings. Hate talking on the phone

FACT: In the future, I'll tell my grandkids that I'm older than the internet - and blow their minds forever.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: FACT: In the future, I'll tell my grandkids that I'm older than the internet - and blow their minds forever.

Funny Saying

Sarcasm- this is soooo true in my family and friends. If we bust your chops, you have been accepted as one of us!

I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!!

Funny Confession Ecard: I've decided to add 'extensive experience in dealing with stupid people' to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!

thank you. finally someone who understands me!

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I didn't text you. Jack Daniels did.

Debit card

This reminds me of my pumped at work. it should say "Amount correct?" I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay?

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