I have a friend named Pepe. He's pretty funny and I like to keep a log of all the funny things he says and does. Enjoy. Sunglasses Pepe: so what's the deal with those sunglasses everybody's getting? Me: you mean Sunny Sunglasses? I dunno, that one guy Byron hooks it up. Pepe: you know him? Me: yeah, Byron is totally cool. Pepe: can you get me some? Me: yup, just let me know which one you want. Pepe: well, there's TWO that I want. Me: I'm not sure if I can ask for two, just let me know of the…