Jesus is like, "Who do you think you are sleeping in my presents!"<< I hate it when people sleep in my presents, gets the wrapping paper all torn and wrinkled. I think what you meant was 'presence'. <<<ahaha get roasted first person!
fangirl / Fanboys: *runs around house with friend, both holding salt and singing ghostbusters while in avengers pajamas* were the scariest things your ever gonna see *cat nocks something over* OH MY GOSH THERE'S A MURDERER IN THE HOUSE!