Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands. SO TRUE.SO TRUE.

This is me!

Funny Ecard: The stick figure decals on vehicle windows are not pedestrian 'kill scores’ but represent family members? I'll remove mine ASAP to avoid further confusion.

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth! HAHAHAHA I would soooo say this

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.mmmm so true. Wagons are fun.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick

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Free and Funny Sympathy Ecard: Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power

Just bc you wear a pair of boots does NOT make you country or even remotely idk what. It takes a hell of a lot more than that. You couldn't make it one day on my farm!

Rottenecards - I RIDE HORSES: I haul 50 lb. sacks of feed, and 75 lb. bales of hay all the time. I use pitch forks, yell at lb. animals and move them out of my way, whenever I want to. You are not a problem to me!

FYI on homeowner's insurance: State Farm, Farmers & Fireman's Fund DON'T BREED DISCRIMINATE. I work in an insurance office and was denied home insurance, but I'm moving to State Farm :)

Marlie my babygirl is half pitbull. Like any other dog, pit bulls must be trained and socialized-- dont judge a book by its cover-- you may just meet a sweetheart that happens to be a pit bull.

bedtime someecard, funny pictures..,,I wonder if this excuse would work for me and calling in for school?

How I felt this morning. Wish I could've stayed to take care of my poor bed :(

Well....yes and no....he would if his family is threatened....I would if someone hurt my boy.....

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