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We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

Idiots cause stress. Stress causes depression. Depression causes physical ailments. Conclusion: Stupid people make me sick.

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Just bc you wear a pair of boots does NOT make you country or even remotely idk what. It takes a hell of a lot more than that. You couldn't make it one day on my farm!

Just bc you wear a pair of boots does NOT make you country or even remotely idk what. It takes a hell of a lot more than that. You couldn't make it one day on my farm!

FYI on homeowner's insurance: State Farm, Farmers & Fireman's Fund DON'T BREED DISCRIMINATE. I work in an insurance office and was denied home insurance, but I'm moving to State Farm :)

FYI on homeowner's insurance: State Farm, Farmers & Fireman's Fund DON'T BREED DISCRIMINATE. I work in an insurance office and was denied home insurance, but I'm moving to State Farm :)

bedtime someecard, funny pictures..,,I wonder if this excuse would work for me and calling in for school?

bedtime someecard, funny pictures..,,I wonder if this excuse would work for me and calling in for school?

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