Seriously - This is just part of the official rules for kilts. No joke. Long live kilts for so many reasons!

Black Watch - When wearing the kilt, it is customary for troops to "go regimental" or "military practice", wearing no underwear. In a Black Watch soldier received wide press exposure, because of windy conditions during a military ceremony in Hong Kong

Kilt - Armstrong Sport Kilt | Yes please :)

The Armstrong Tartan Sport Kilt features navy blue and forest green with a deep red stripe. This is the official Armstrong (Modern) tartan. The Armstrong clan motto is, "I remain unvanquished", and the Armstrong Badge features the strong right