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If you're crazy, move to Florida where we consider you normal.

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GPD: Man shot dead in Gainesville self-defense shooting

Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis Friday afternoon when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

Florida man, Kenneth Crowder, was allegedly high on flakka when he attacked a cop, declared himself God and had sex with a tree. Read more on Crime Feed.

Florida man high on flakka attacked officer, said he was God, had sex with tree, police say

A Florida man believed to be high on flakka, a drug that authorities say is sweeping the state, attacked a Brevard police officer after twice being shocked with a Taser while repeatedly saying he was God, according to officials.

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No, This Is Not A Scene Out Of 'Jurassic Park.' It's Florida.

The brave woman who took this video says she “wasn’t scared."

Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump

Florida Man Being Chased By Police Asks 911 To Call Donald Trump

“Donald Trump is a close friend of mine. We made a deal.”

Pastor caught with man's wife, flees naked.

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Man Accused Of Repeatedly Sexually Assaulting Pit Bull

A roommate tells police she estimates he abused the family dog 100 times.

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Man Opens Fire On Two 'Pokemon Go' Players In Florida

The homeowner mistook the duo for burglars.

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Floridians Are In A Fierce Battle Over The Name Of 'Lake Horney'

The Miami New Times has bravely defended the suggestive moniker.

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Road Rage Video Shows Driver Crushing Veteran's Motorcycle With His Car

"I thought the guy was trying to kill us, obviously,” the injured biker said.

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Florida Man In Darth Vader Mask Robs Convenience Store: Police

Florida Man Dressed As Darth Vader Robs Convenience Store: Police

He escaped in a silver auto, not a Death Star.

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Florida Man Attacks Karaoke DJ Over Mic Sound, Police Say

The nature of the crime speaks volumes.

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Florida Gun Range To Serve Booze, Because What Could Go Wrong?

Getting blasted has a whole new meaning.

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Florida woman explodes car wash vacuum by using it on gasoline

Security cameras at a Florida car wash captured the moment a vacuum exploded while a woman was using it to clean gasoline from the trunk of her car.

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