Awww, Remus! He was probably a good tacit liar, i.e. he's good until you confront him or ask a direct question, and then he makes a terrible liar.
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A rare occurrence of raccoon thievery? Me thinks not. Why do you suppose he always wears that mask?
A cat wanna be, raccoon …