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3mo
Went to Starbucks Idk how to sleep in. Tons of people in line. Everyone looks like zombies & I'm spacing out myself. All of a sudden this guy stands next to me and goes, "this is crazy!" Then grabs my hand to hold it. We both looked down at & looked up. Him: you're not my wife. Me: nope. (Girl behind us): You're holding the wrong hand, honey. Him: You sure? Me: We're sure. Him: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience w/ you now. Me: I'm not paying. Him: oh nvm, let me go back to my wife. Wife: I'm not paying either! (Guy in front of us): Come hold my hand, sir. I'll buy you any frappuccino you want. Husband went & held hands with the strange man & looks at both me & his wife & goes, *at least someone cares about me." - iFunny