These indolent few have come up with some ingenious ways to make sure they can stay as immobile as possible.
People have been sharing their most hilarious examples of advertising placement fails online, proving you should always ask exactly what your poster will be going next to.
Diply's online gallery features a dog snoozing in a patch of sunlight where shadows happen to cast the word 'dog' onto its stomach, and a pair of glasses you'll swear have eyeballs in.
Other rib-tickling business names on the list included Bonnie Tiler, a tiling and plumbing company based in Gateshead, and Sellfridges (pictured), a white goods outlet in Stoke Newington.
The latest online album compiled by Bored Panda contains an array of blindingly obvious warning signs - including one reminding supermarket shoppers that peanuts 'contain nuts'.